i am the messiah
friskatwerket:

battlepope:

raise the roof

you had the opportunity to say “raise the hoof” and you didn’t take it

friskatwerket:

battlepope:

raise the roof

you had the opportunity to say “raise the hoof” and you didn’t take it

plantkitten:

i love you im glad you exist im so happy you’re alive

A year ago we stayed up till 3 am talking
And today I don’t know how to even say hey
Time flies (via doperespect)
when i'm attracted to a guy character: you stupid nerd i love u i wanna kiss
when i'm attracted to a girl character: oh my god you beautiful queen you are untouchable pls step on me

godtechturninheads:

polyglotplatypus:

Just because they’re family doesn’t mean they’re right.

bless this post

firetwinkzuko:

thats it thats the show

firetwinkzuko:

thats it thats the show

tiger03lily:

wrapyourlipsaroundmyname:

badgalfaashion:

brainy-beauty:

inmytwistedfairytale:

HE HANDED THAT SHIT TO HIMMMMM

Farrakhan does not fear man. Amen.

DANM!!

I think this make the 10th time ive reblogged this 

amazing

The Heterosexuality Experiment

Baby: E-e
Mother: It's the baby's first word!
Baby: E-e.....e
Mother: Egg? Enjoy?
Baby: E-EVERYONE SHUT UP!!! We’ve called this conference to solve the world’s problems, not to fight about the problems of our past! And since I am the only country who seems to know how to run a meeting, we will follow my rules from here on out! Eight minutes each for speeches, no chit-chatting or side deals, and absolutely no going over the time limit! Now if you want to go, make sure you’re prepared and raise your hand, but do so in a way that does not mock any salutes of my country’s past!