i am the messiah

you’d be doing me a huge favor if you threw me like the trash i am into a fire and then pissed on my ashes

reblog if you’re a piece oF SHIT WHO SHOULD BE FUCKING PRACTICING FUCK

ghostbuttvin:

"are you a boy or a girl"

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damncommunists:

ocelhira:

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

  1. i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 
  2. most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 
  3. im not a pissbaby

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

thatsonofamitch:

deinoes:

queer-joanwatson:

alivechihiro:

hydrogyne:

"noot noot" factiod actually just statistical error. nice legs daisy dukes makes ah yes, the scalene triangle. it’s a metaphor. you put the outlier between your teeth but you very bark much meme

not all 9000 barrel rolls

but if those metaphors are so accepting, why is it that i, from bird school,

with equius

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sunsetorangepeeta:

do you ever wonder if anyone has a crush on you and then laugh at yourself because ew who would have a crush on you

donertella:

when you and your bestie wear the same outfit to school without planning to do so

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bombing:

it’s me, FeministHatingBrony87, back with another movie review. this week i’m going to be talking about why Disneys Planes needed less female characters and more horses. i know i promised in my last video that my next video would be less than 45 minutes but i just had a lot to say. anyway let’s get started

wilderness-lair-shatterdome:

Current status: not being kissed or riding a dragon this is unacceptable

cockchomp:

not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties

tamorapierce:

buzzfeed:

15 Of The Most Empowering Things Emma Watson Has Ever Said

Brava, Ms. Watson!  More young girls will listen to you than will listen to female politicians, and you know to use your influence to make a positive change!

breenewsome:

From Hong Kong to Ferguson: Justice now! Freedom now! Democracy now! Human rights now! Peace now! Equality now!

breenewsome:

From Hong Kong to Ferguson: Justice now! Freedom now! Democracy now! Human rights now! Peace now! Equality now!

waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
waitress: sir please stop cyring