i am the messiah

heartscale:

i can’t believe quizilla is shutting down… now how am i supposed to find out what anime elemental girl i am or who my yu-gi-oh boyfriend is

Chris [Pratt] never uses a spit bucket. When you do scenes where a character is eating, you eat and then spit it out into a ‘spit bucket.’ Chris just keeps eating. If you see Andy eating a cheeseburger in a scene, you should know Chris Pratt ate like 8 cheeseburgers. I love that guy.
Aziz Ansari (I know what I said, but I liked this quote)

mechapuppy:

lagio:

rococobutter:

worb:

i honestly do not know what to do with this cover of anaconda that beauty guru addicted2toofaced and her sister did

What the shit kinda kids bop Skechers and north face jackets bullshit is this?

IM HIGH AS HECK

Plot Twist: Mellophone uses a system of mirrors to see drum major.

graceespooks:

OH MY GOD

snowytown:


filler….!!!!!!!

snowytown:

filler….!!!!!!!

spoken-not-written:

who-lligan:

artbymoga:

promising-promises:

princesssugarbutt:

So yeah I can see how many fingers you’re holding up

THIS IS VERY ACCURATE

THIS IS VERY BEAUTIFUL

Is this accurate? Is this what it’s actually like to not be able to see clearly?

yes

dekutree:

FUCK

dekutree:

FUCK

swarnpert:

i love orange is the new black

charmancler:

i’ve never met nicki minaj but i trust her

bandgeeksknowit:

helladespair:

this is my favorite comment on a marching band video

i can’T BREATHE

bandgeeksknowit:

helladespair:

this is my favorite comment on a marching band video

i can’T BREATHE

Beware of men that use bitches and women synonymously

estpolis:

another-pokemon-kid:

Primal Groudon New Awesome Upgraded Ability(Desolate Land)

this shit is even too good for ubers they gona have to make a new tier above ubers just called groudon

fatitalianbroad:

My romantic life, summed up in one product.

fatitalianbroad:

My romantic life, summed up in one product.