i am the messiah

i have to learn 4 songs by tomorrow and i just want to sleep tbh

kiingjingaling:

when rly cool artists follow u

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everydaylouie:

pigeon beats

everydaylouie:

pigeon beats

nintendstar:

Am I doing this right??

athena: i dont approve of your relationship with my daughter
percy: haha ok
percy: *dances with annabeth*
percy: *goes on a quest with annabeth*
percy: *thinks of annabeth to survive the river styx*
percy: *fights a war with annabeth*
percy: *shows annabeth his only vulnerability*
percy: *saves olympus with annabeth*
percy: *kisses annabeth underwater*
percy: *goes missing and only remembers annabeth*
percy: *falls into tartarus with annabeth*
welcometohellfilm:

Happy holidays from Welcome to Hell!
Wow I hope the gif is working?? I’m on mobile I can’t tell!!

welcometohellfilm:

Happy holidays from Welcome to Hell!

Wow I hope the gif is working?? I’m on mobile I can’t tell!!

fyeahwelcometohell:

Sock is a sweet but somewhat unstable teen who commits suicide after the accidental murder of his own parents. In Hell he meets Mephistopheles, the amicable manager of the underworld, who offers him a job: Sock is to become a demon, tasked with haunting humans and driving them to suicide. At first this seems like Sock’s dream job—a way he can finally act on his desires without consequence—but after meeting his first target, a disinterested highschooler named Jonathan, he finds himself with another desire that just might be stronger… and just might have a consequence.

Welcome to Hell (2013)
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rockees:

a ferocious beast

proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

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nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

howidiotic:

yo what’s up with those days when u have to pee like 35 times

zardmaster:

(likes boys but isn’t happy about it)

captaiinmarvel:

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors